英语搞笑句子大全
很多人觉得英语无趣，其实不然。不信你看看这些搞笑的英语句子大全。
英语搞笑句子【1】
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
4. The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise..
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
5. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
6. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
7. "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。
8. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。
9. Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡。但为什么要冒险呢?
10. “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
11. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
12. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的`越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。
英语搞笑句子【2】
01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
02. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)
03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.
05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。
Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.
08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.
09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.
开心学英语，开心生活!Have a nice day!
英语搞笑句子【3】
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
(第一、四个 trouble 是动词，第二、三个 trouble 是名词。)
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
(第一个 that 是连接词，引导宾语从句;第二、五个 that 是指示代词“那个”;第三个 that在这儿相当于名词;第四个 that 是关系代词，引导定语从句。)
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.
我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
(这是一句双关语。前面的 hang together 是“团结一致”的意思，后面的 hanged 是“绞死”的意思。)
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
(这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。)
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?
(这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。)
7. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?
生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。
(这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. )
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