有幽默的英文自我介绍
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有幽默的英文自我介绍1
Hello, I'm Liu Yangzhou, Liu is Liu Yangzhou's Liu, Yang is Liu Yangzhou's Yang, the continent is Liu Yangzhou's continent, this year is 20, and after 12 years, I will finish college.
Soon the 3 meters, IQ is 300, I am not what advantages, there are many shortcomings, such as: I was classmates, long than Andy Lau Jacky Cheung, a handsome, nice than Chen Chusheng, writing good days, too clever, sketch too well, want to worship me as a teacher of small, I think he is too poor to have no qualifications, and table tennis played very well, even Wang envy me, eloquence is also very good, I have been making her dizzy, English, Chinese, math is just 300 points,...... The other thing is that I am too modest, I myself envy myself! If you don't want to find my money call please dial 110 or 119 and hit me Oh, if you want to give me money money can go to the universe, the solar system, the earth, Asia, China, Hunan, Changsha, Kaifu District, Dongfeng Road, big ridge, business lane, No. 168, Altman hall, the home of Superman next, Conan's door, the house upstairs, Naruto left home, batman. You know, if you don't know. I repeat: if you want to give me the money can go to the universe, the solar system, the earth, Asia, China, Hunan, Changsha, Kaifu District, Dongfeng Road, big ridge, business lane, No. 168, Altman hall, super family next door. Conan's door, the house upstairs, Naruto left home, batman. If you don't know then congratulations, you won this year's awards and prizes, fool, do: if get a year can be obtained in our class class queen (most ugly) in the life of a hug, if you get two of the year award will Scarlett fool, can we get to class PK (Chen genius will not even chance).
If you won the three annual most Scarlett prize that I too fool, congratulations to you, you can get a reward value, that is, that is, you can send directly to a psychiatric hospital and only pay 100 thousand yuan can be, is not very cheap ah, such as heart action. Hurry to the competition! The following is my famous motto:
Long handsome is not wrong, happy is all because of efforts to change! If you want to know more of my words can call again XX similar, thunderstruck, were swept thousands.
有幽默的英文自我介绍2
Dear teachers, dear classmates, everybody! My name is Chen Hao's shiny hair. There is a pair of big eyes on the Chinese character face, with a good and beautiful smile. Zhe, 13 years old this year, height 1. 73 meters, a little chubby. A small flat head, black my face is a little big, but it looks lovely. I graduated from Sanming City experimental primary school, now studying at the Sanming City East high school, is a grade (12) class of students.
I am a student with a wide range of interests. My favorite sport is swimming, because swimming can exercise, increase lung capacity, and most importantly, lose weight. The annual summer vacation, I can't wait to do the swimming card. I go swimming every afternoon. You don't feel tired for 3 hours. When I swim, I have been changing patterns, breaststroke, backstroke, freestyle... I swam happily. Once, I played swimming with my classmates, and I lost. I made up my mind, and I asked myself to practise and go beyond my opponent.
At the beginning of the first day, I know a lot of new teachers and new students. I have not many advantages, but I have a lot of shortcomings. To my shortcoming, "Hey -!" My study is not very serious, occasionally absent-minded, do not pay attention to food and clothing, I hope the students can give me advice to correct my bad habits. I hope that when I do not learn, teachers and students can hold out the hand of solidarity. Help me, encourage me! The first (12) class, we are a collective, as long as we unite, strength can play the most, can shock the mountains and rivers, no one can do. Just like our military training in Yongan, no matter in training under the scorching sun or fighting in the rain, it is testing our will, and always thinking, I am a collective, we must unite. No matter what difficulties we have, we can overcome the problem. After a few days of brief experience, we finally got a good fruit! Exercise second, discipline second, and I and several other students design also got a second hand. I believe we will be led by Mr. Tang, under the leadership of Mr. Tang, to "trust the class!" Add light to the teacher and cheer for yourself.
This is me - the first (12) class Chen Haozhe, come on!
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